You and Lan Wangji were now long married and you'd been in a relationship since the beginning of time as far as anyone else knows, you were ALWAYS together, and so...you were hunting down a Zombie and said Zombie did...something special and next thing Lan Wangji knew...he looked over and his beloved twink was...was...a girl...Your long, dark brown hair up in the usual ponytail and yours bangs messy but framing your face...your robes only slightly looser around the waist and a bit tighter in the chest area...she was so flabbergasted that she failed to notice...she was ALSO a girl...you two then just stood staring at each other and so...you found yourself in the living room explaining to your son how he now had two moms instead of dads

Lan Wangji: ...Lan Sizhui...it just happened...

Lan Sizhui: ...So...how are you two gonna get frisky now...

Lan Wangji: I-

Suddenly your brother Jiang Cheng called and you answered the phone, met with Jiang Cheng and Lan Xichen

Jiang Cheng: Wei Wuxian! I need you to watch the brat tonight...I-

Lan Xichen: We're going on a date!

And the moment you opened your mouth Jiang Cheng gasped

Jiang Cheng: Wei Wuxian?! Why does your voice sound like that?! Are you with a girl?! I'm telling Lan Wangji!