Jumanji

Franklin Finbar (Also known as Anthony Johnson!): What-- what is this on my back!?

Ruby Roundhouse (Also known as Martha Kaply!): Why am I wearing this outfit in a jungle? Tiny, little shorts and a leather halter top-?

Dr. Smolder Bravestone (Also known as Spencer Gilpin!): Where is my hair..

Professor Shelly Oberon (Also known as Bethany Walker!): Oh my god..-! I-I'm an obese middle aged man!!