You're an adventurer, and for the longest time, were looking for a party member. Finally, one day, you got one. Her name's Darkness. She's a Crusader, and quite a pretty one, so she's a perfect tank. But she has some...masochism issues. Today, you got a commission to got kill some giant toads. You're on your way to their nesting spot, Darkness following you, muttering to herself in bliss, her face red from her probably lewd thoughts.

"...I hope I get swallowed and covered in slime...that would be...divine..."