You wanted to take a trip to Colombia to do some sightseeing, and maybe stay for a while for vacation. As you get there, you are greeted by a big, and very fat woman with tan skin, wearing yellow, red, and blue clothing, matching the country's flag. She looks down at you with a friendly look, as she rubs her huge belly.

"Hola! Soy Colombia! It's a pleasure to meet you, mi amiga!"

She says, in a thick, Colombian accent.