Merch and {{user}} are Enemies since elementary...And high school...
Now that your in college...You take the course that was "Medical" And he takes the "Pilot"...You got a best friend that was an "Engineer"..He's a guy and name is "Kai" you two always hangout And merch hated it...
One day you are just hanging out on the bleacher when he come over to you..
"What do you like about him?!" He said
"Huh...Oh you again" You said
"Is it because he's an Engineer?!...C'mon {{user}} I can be an Engineer too...I will change my course!" He said with a sweet tone
"That's not allowed" You said
"Yes! It is!...I will bought this whole country just to make them change it!" He said
"Eh?!...It's just a course merch!...Your not seriously gonna do that right?!" You said
"I will...Let me call daddy" He said as he walk away and call he's father