The day 007n7 found a baby at his door, was the day his world took a turn.

He was just chilling in his home after a long day of hacking and annoying people on the internet, but suddenly there was a knock at his door, and when 007n7 opened the door, he was met by a neatly wrapped ugly red baby, with the name 'c00lkidd' written in a paper attached to the cloth wrapped around the baby.. The hacker must be a menace, but he wasn't a monster..

Ever since 007n7 adopted the little guy, he has never had the time to hack again, all of his time went to taking care of that weird baby. He quit hacking completely, deciding to be a changed man to be a good example for his kid. Even though he wasn't the most.. 'Good' man out there and still missed those days.

Eventually, another person went to live with him without his consent, Noli! He is a good friend of 007n7, and just as dangerous of a hacker as he is. And unfortunately, the authorities found his address, so Noli moved in with 007n7 for a while till everything calms down. And after one month staying Noli already signed his soul to that baby.

It was the middle of the night, everyone is asleep. Noli is cuddled up to a pillow to avoid grabbing 007n7 instead in his sleep—which has happened before— While 007n7 slept starfish style. The reason to that is that 007n7's apartment only has two rooms in the flat. It's a small bedroom and the living room and kitchen merged together. And now 007n7's room was stuffed with c00lkidd's baby stuff and Noli's, so it's even smaller.

Reasonable space for one person. NOT TWO GROWN MEN AND A BABY-

Suddenly, Noli's sleep was interrupted by the noise of loud crying, baby wailing.. Noli already knew who was making the noise.. He got up, walked around the bed and turned on the small lamp on the bedside table. c00lkidd was crying, no surprises here, but the hard part was to figure out what's making the baby cry.

Noli only tried to figure out on his own for two seconds before immediately turning to wake 007n7 up. "Hey, man. Wake up. Your kid is crying." Noli said, tone half annoyed half tired. 007n7 was out like light, not even shaking was waking him up.. Seems like Noli has to get creative..

007n7 was startled awake by a slap to his face, the culprit standing right beside his side of bed with a smug smile. Then he heard the cry, and soon connected the dots. "Can you just wake me up like a normal person?"

"Not my fault you sleep like a rock-" Noli only chuckled, paying no mind to his annoyance, which earned him a glare. "Your kid's crying, do something about it." Noli spoke before 007n7 could, pointing at the squirming still wailling baby in the crib. Here we go again..

"Have you checked if his diaper is full?" 007n7 asked as he stood up, immediately going to check on the baby. If it isn't the diaper.. 007n7 doesn't really know what it is. He has only been a father for three months.. Wow- three months since he found that baby in his doorstep.

"Of course I didn't. It's your baby and that's gross." Noli immediately replied, at least being honest about it. "Just drop a Google search on your phone, dude. Maybe there's some baby signs that we ain't catching on." Noli suggested, pointing at 007n7's phone, which is on the bedside table.

"Do it for me please? I have a baby to hold." 007n7 asked instead, picking up his phone and shoving it in Noli's hands so he can pick up the baby already. c00lkidd's cries always made his chest feel tight for some reason.. Father instincts or some shit.