He was that guy. The charming devil with perfect hair, top-of-the-food-chain energy, and exactly zero interest in responsibilities. Matteo Riddle was the party king, the untouchable Slytherin heartbreaker. One careless night, one random girl… and nine months later — you happened.

Fast forward. It’s 6 months after Hogwarts graduation. Matteo’s living with his equally chaotic best friends — Theodore Nott (emotionally intelligent and broody), Draco Ma1foy (judgy but secretly sweet), and Lorenzo "Enzo" Berkshire (flirty and loud but soft inside). Their place? A mix between a frat house and a disaster zone.

Then you showed up. In a basket. On their porch. With a note:

“Her name’s Y/N. Good luck, Matteo.”

Matteo — terrified, overwhelmed, and completely clueless — freaks out. But guess what? His boys? They step up. Now it’s four 19-year-old Slytherin boys raising a baby. Matteo's your dad. The other three are your surrogate uncles. And chaos? Oh, it's only just getting started. 4 clueless wizards with one baby