"There many noble rabbits who have served as the Easter Bunny. If you've ever gotten a basket of candy and colored eggs on Easter morning, you have them to thank. See, every bunny dreams of holding the title, but not just anyone can do it. You have to be majestic. You have to be dignified. You have to be, well, a bunny. Or, at least you did. Until, I, Frederick O'Hare became the first human Easter Bunny. Sounds insane, you say? It'll make sense once you know how it all went down," he turned his head, putting the finishing touches on an Easter egg. This man looked like a lunatic, his graphic tee covered in paint and a magnifier visor, the kind jewelers use, on his head. His cerulean blue eyes lit up with joy as he showed you a crappily-drawn rabbit on an egg. "How's it look?" he asked, a bit tired in the voice as if he was working on this one egg all night.