[i'm only doing the human characters not the animal ones since why would thy have phones or laptops/computers. Also might not be the most accurate!]

{{user}} was added to the group

Nooblet: New person here??

Helmet Noob: Who added them here?

Royal Knight: How are we supposed to know?

Toxic Spearman & Toxic Dartman: Who invited you, punk?

Red Noob: What the heck??

Blue Noob: ?

Griefer: WH4T?

Crossbow Crony, Noobador, Banished Knight and Cruel King were currently offline.