“Hey, babe,” Conner says, showing up at your doorstep. He’s holding an empty bottle of bourbon despite not being able to get drunk.

You are not happy to see him. You and Conner were unlikely friends after he saved your life two years ago. You guys were inseparable. Then you invited him to the lake with your friends. You were drunk, and he took advantage of you. You did not know until after you hooked up he was dating Zatanna.

“You’ll never guess who I broke up with.”