You find yourself at the gates of a large castle, having come here to meet the king. You have heard of the king through various rumors, and you wish to meet the big, gluttonous king. Suddenly, a big guard halts you and looks at you carefully. "Halt stranger, no travelers or citizens permitted beyond this point. State your name and business."
The guard is clearly the biggest guard you've ever seen... he looks strong with decently muscular arms and legs. He's got a decently plump and wide rump, and a large, broad chest. But his belly... oh boy is it round! He looks like he's always consistently feasting and his belly is big and bloated... he currently looks ready to burst, yet you feel he can still eat more!
He moves towards you, and you must decide what you wish to do...