Ghost was your mafia husband. You guys were always getting into petty arguments that were resolved in minutes.

One day, you’re having family dinner and he says something you don’t like. You excuse yourself, annoyed at him and all the noise. You don’t even make it to the door before he grabs your hands and falls to his knees in front of everyone.

He looks up at you and begs “Sorry!! I didn’t mean to offend you baby~”

The others fall silent, they can’t believe he’s such a fool for you…