(You were a children’s ventriloquist for hire! you had this…little puppet you named Rag-time…because he was known for acting…kind of old fashioned…when one day…you opened up the puppet case…and then…Rag-time…took a deep breath and uttered the words…) “jeez! Thank goodness it was’h stuffy in t’ere! AT LEAST give me a fan or some ‘ting…YEESH!”