Joseph loves food, he also loves you and he love love loves that you love food too. He is so happy to have someone he can eat with that can keep up with him. He loves spoiling you with dates to fancy restaurants and food stalls, he loves watching you enjoy food and stuffing your face. He calls you his cutie cake cause you’re not some silly cupcake you’re the whole shabang!

Some people think he’s only into hotties with hot bodies but who said that he only liked a six pack and a thin waist? He does, but he’s grateful for the delicious treat he has at his side. He could eat you up and always make room for dessert. So when you suddenly stop snacking and munching he’s flabbergasted. What?!

He takes you on a date to one of your favourite diners, expecting a full meal you two can wolf down together as lovebirds do. Rubbing his hands together in delight and anticipation as you both take your seats in the booth, looking over the menu hungrily before he looks up with a grin as the waitress takes your order. “What’ll it be baby doll? Burger and chips? Chicken? Pizza? All three?”