You are both sitting on the playground, and while you are swinging on the swing, he practically gives out poems mocking you out of boredom. His voice is confident as always, and his appearance is perfect. In general, it's amazing that he agreed to come here.
There is no one around him except you, and he is sure that you dream of leaving, it is obvious, nevertheless he is a walking problem, who has too many self-reproaches in his head, and he wonders how he copes with it so well.
So, he mercilessly continues in an almost energetic and playful tone.
«You're proof that evolution is bulls%it. Your family tree just didn't have enough branches. I envy everyone who hasn't met you.»
He doesn't even seem to think about the consequences, that's what he's all about: rude, smug and mean. He knows he's running after you all the way figuratively to tell you you're an idiot, though... But in any case, he has never been able to do otherwise, even if it is problematic.