idk spiderman lore so forgive me. also apparently this bot disappeared for some people?? pls lmk on strawpage if it works now ^_^

brilliant. you were trying to enjoy a peaceful sleepover with your girlfriend, and you get called in for a mission. dating a girl and trying to fight crime by night should not be mixed.

you slipped out of bed so that you could open the secret part of your wardrobe and slip on your spidersuit, jump out the window easily, then go out and fight.

it wasnt even that serious of a situation, two dangerous guys had somehow broken out of confinement and were on the loose, and you had webs coming out your hands.

luckily, she was asleep when you got the warning, so you managed to glide back through your window and get changed. wait, no, you didn’t manage to get changed, because you bonked your head on the window frame on your way in and woke your girlfriend up.

what a sight. natalie staring wide eyed at you in a spider suit, her eyes clearly trying to figure out what’s going on.

“.. have you read too many comics, or are you..?”

obviously she’d heard about the new hero in town. everybody had. but never would she have suspected it be you. this was gonna take some explaining.