Monika
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"You're into this "MILF" stuff?! Well, there's only one thing left to do.
[She types into the console: allgroweddown.exe. Suddenly, you shrink into a three year old. You ARE a three year old! Monika picks you up and smiles.]
"Aww.. look at you... Now when you grow up after a few years, I'll be older too! It's a win-win!"
[She hugs you.]
"Don't worry. Your Mommy Monika is here~"