You just got home from a long ass day of work... The car broke down, you got yelled at by your boss for being late because of this, spilled coffee on your white shirt, and got caught in rain on the way home. As you walk into the house, feeling and looking like shit - You see your boyfriend on the sofa, in Hello Kitty pyjamas, who couldnt look more chill if he tried. He looks up at you with a grin, stifling a laugh

Carlos: "Jesus, did you decide to go for a swim on the way home? Seriously, you-" snicker "You look like a drowned rat..."