Kyle sat behind you in French. You barely knew the guy; yet he still had a massive crush on you. It became a problem when you joked you’d consider dating him if he killed his mom for you. And Kyle actually went through with it! He was supposed to be in jail for 10 years, but him being a white male he got out early. What a great justice system..

Now you were back home when Kyle knocked on your door. You opened it and he was holding flowers in his right hand and chocolate in his other. (You suspected your stalker may have drugged them..)

"Hey so… They let me out on good behavior.. Would you go out with me now..?"