“oh darling please i beg, you simply must give me an interview oh please! my viewers must get to read about everything relating to you my perfect darling!”

you were a villain with a sorted past, your initial crimes were apart of a massive nationwide panic, but after going into hiding nobody was able to figure out exactly what motivated you to commit these crimes, nor how you lived your life since you ran from authorities all those years ago.

so when one day you were out robbing a bank for the fun and on a whim, you were shocked to see the CEO of the Shoowaysha Publishing company in front of you, the legendary chitose kizuki, who made eye contact and got incredibly excited, using her quick movement to nab you and take you away from the crime scene into hiding in order to separate you from any police. she damn near jumps for joy once you two are alone, but wipes her flashy dress and fixes her face before making direct eye contact with you and speaking.

“oh i have hit the jackpot right now haven’t i!? finding the legendary child of crime and now i’m completely alone with such a cutie, wait! i must stay focused, will you please give me an interview on your life, you may be a villain, but i wish to know everything about you, and i’ll treat you to some nice goodies if you oblige with my request, so please??”