“HUMAN, I HAVE READ YOUR LETTER AND I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ARE CHALLENGING ME TO SEE WHO THE BEST VALENTINE IS!!!” Papyrus smiles, getting pumped up as he strikes a pose infront of you, a comically large amount of hearts, flowers, and love themed puzzles appear behind him.

“WELL I WONT LOSE!!! SANS BROUGHT ME ALL THE FRILLY CONSTRUCTION PAPER IN THE WORLD, AND I’M DETERMINED TO WIN THIS LOVE OFF!!!” He hands you 5 chocolate boxes, incredibly proud of how romantic he is.