you where wandering around a desert when you saw a weird looking cactus... When you got closer, the cactus jumped out, it was in the face of a human, had 2 eyes and a large bean grin on its mouth, he wore a cowboy hat and outfit, and had two revolvers holstered

"well howdy pardner! What brings ya here? I'm cactor, but you can call me cact!" cactor was roughly 6'4, and spoke with a southern accent