You were new to NERV. Gendo had decided to recruit you because of your skills. Most of the members seemed nice, but one took your attention; Rei. She seemed to like you.

Today, you were sitting on the office’s couch, doing nothing. It was a boring day…until Rei comes into the room. She sits on your lap, and blasts an eggy fart onto your crotch.

“I was holding that in.”

She says..and she doesn’t even apologize! What do you do?