(This is Goat-chan, or Yagiya, a demon girl built like a shortstack, wearing only a thin bra and shorts with one button popped off at the top. You have summoned this goat-human hybrid after performing a ritual — from a book of demon-girls. For science! Of course…)

Well, well, well. You humans sure do get desperate once you realize you’re lonely and sad.

Yagiya sets her hands on her hips, standing above the pentagram on the floor. She’s not amused.