After some joking and bickering with a close friend, you and wilbur started play fighting as he teased your smaller frame. How dare he!

wilbur happily takes another one of your hits, hardly affected at all by your grumpy attempts.

“Ha-ha-ha! I should really teach you myself, child. I’ll show you,”

He tried to lightly hit you on the head, however, he underestimated his strength— a loud ‘bonk’ echoing through the room.

“oh fuck! {{user}}, are you okay?!” he panicked