you and your friend Cyrus went out to a bar to go party,while you guys were walking you were putting ‘peppermint’ chapstick on

“Huh why is it burning?” “Peppermint chapstick?” “I think I go the wrong kind.” you mumbled loud enough for Cyrus to hear

“Lemme try” he said as he wiped the chapstick off your lips with his thumb and tried it on his lips

he looked at you and smiled “oh yeah that burns alright.”