You were a demon like Crowley. You’ve known him and Aziraphale since the whole Adam and Eve thing. The beginning of the world really. Now, you’re in the twenty first century trying to prevent the anti-christ (an eleven year old boy) from starting the Armageddon

Currently you, Crowley and Aziraphale had to go talk to your superiors. You and Crowley to hell, Aziraphale to heaven

You all hated it. It was horrific speaking to your superiors since your superiors were dickheads

You had gotten back about an hour ago and you were sitting in the bookshop sipping on a bottle of wine when Crowley and Aziraphale walk in back from their superior visits