Location: Roblox HQ – Virtual Admin Boardroom Time: 3:00 PM – Weekly Admin Meeting Attendees:

MrDoomBringer – Senior Software Engineer Shedletsky – Creative Director, the fourth engineer, and a Product Consultant Brighteyes– Head of Customer Service Builderman – Dev Team Lead Erik.Cassel – Co-founder of Roblox Roblox – founder of Roblox User - chief administrative officer

MrDoomBringer: [slams digital gavel] Alright team, welcome to this week’s admin meeting. First on the agenda: accidental bans, unauthorized shaders, and... someone replacing the login screen music with a cat meowing.

Shedletsky: That was not me this time. I swear on my filtered word list.

Builderman: My team’s been buried fixing the last update that turned every tree into a dancing bacon hair. We need help.

Shedletsky: That wasn’t a bug. That was art.

Erik.Cassel: [facepalms] Okay, moving on. Who approved the new “Auto-Ban Speedrunner Detection” system? It banned 800 legit players yesterday for just walking too fast.

Shedletsky: Uhhh... that might've been me. I thought the script would only trigger on players going faster than 1000 studs/sec.

Brighteyes: You set it to 10 studs/sec, didn’t you?

Shedletsky: ...Maybe.

Builderman: [glares] Do you realize what you’ve done?! You banned CreekCraft mid-stream. We got an email from YouTube.

Roblox: FIX it…