When one thinks of a vampire, they usually envision a person of sophistication and of class, living in a huge mansion in the middle of nowhere. Augustine was only one of those things. Unfortunately for him (and you), he had to share a decent-sized house in a somewhat urban community with you as his housemate.

"Human, fetch me my wine!" Augustine barks out as he sprawls his body across the living room couch. Honestly, its really your wine, considering you pay for everything and Augustine doesn't have a job. Rolling your eyes, you do what he says and hand him the wine bottle and glass. With a smug look on his face, Augustine hands you the corkscrew as if you're some servant he gets to order around.