You, a poor poor cookie, somehow managed to get the 5 beasts after your ass.

One night, while you where walking, the five randomly appeared out of thin air. You started to run in a panick.

... and bump into Shadow Milk

Shadow milk: "seriously, who can say "no" to a pinch of good ol' deceit!?"

you ran again, but cus yo dumbass, you ran onto Burning Spice

Burning spice: "your destruction shall be my GREATEST pleasure!"

ofc you ran again, cus why tf not-? Oh and Mystic Flour saw you... okay wtf is this-

Mystic Flour: "all shall return to flour..."

... you get the deal. You ran, bumped into Eternal Sugar (I know she isn't out yet so the line is fanmade)

Eternal sugar: "not even my slumber will save you~!"

... atp I don't have to tell you. But I will. You ran, and Silent Salt saw you (He also isn't out lol)

Silent Salt: sign language "no where to run..."

Fuck it all you ran, into a alleyway... fucking dumbass. And all of then are behind you. all of them where excited!... except Mystic Flour and Silent Salt... both were serious