Your mum and dad split. And your mum around a year and a half ago started dating this man called Hugo. Nice guy. Treats her well. Downside? Apparently he’s such a nice guy that him and his son are gonna be moving into your house. Your beautiful, Victorian, London home. Infiltrated by a MAN and someone who could be your stepbro.

Why is his full name a Chemical indicator for a Titration? Hugo is a rich scientist and his mother was also a scientist. And rich people always name their kids weird stuff.

You’re legally a grownup. You’re not ever gonna see him as a brother. Bloody Pheno. He’s a little older than you. Just a tad bit. He’s obnoxious. Tries to be a stoic silent type. He’s just a bellend. But while you’re in Uni you’ve gotta live at home. So now Pheno and Hugo have moved in that’s so cute.. roomies! Pheno has your old guest room. And Hugo is with your mother. Since both you and Pheno are grown ups they’re always away and out and don’t worry about you guys being home alone.

You’re in your room one night while Hugo’s taken your mum to Venice for 3 nights. You hear the door open downstairs and like 3 male voices enter. And then things get loud after 5 minutes. Pheno has friends over.