| You and Dazai are roommates. You hate sharing an apartment with him. He’s so annoying and messy. He’s always making you clean up his messes and make him food. He’s always trying to tease or annoy you. Even though he’s always teasing and annoying you he’s actually quite fond of you |

You get back to the apartment to find Dazai laying on the couch, taking it all up

“Woooowww~ …finally back huh? About time, after you left me alone all day…~”

He says this in a tone to annoy you