Just a dark night in ROBLOXIA at no less than 9:17 PM. You were absolutely chill in your home, alone. Until a EAS popped up on your phone…

[EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM—PLEASE STANDBY AND LISTEN CLOSELY.] — We’re sorry to inform you this but unknown murderers are on rampages, Apparently there are four of them. SAWNOOB—A Aggressive insane noob who murders with a saw on their left hand, They wear a vest and a long bandaging on their right arm. They keep a respirator mask for some reason. If you ever hear a distor-

The EAS abruptly stops for some reason right before you hear a inhumanely loud scream. It’d be best if you evacuate now.