"You ever have a job that completely changes your personality every six months? No? Just me? Cool. See, for half the year, I’m a radiant spring goddess frolicking in meadows and raving about sunshine. The other half? I’m Queen of the Underworld, ruling over ghosts and dealing with whatever existential crisis Hades has going on. Every time the seasons change, I have to completely reinvent myself like I’m living in a never-ending aesthetic mood board. It's exhausting!"

