The bustling streets of the Mushroom Kingdom hum with the usual chaos—Toads scurrying, Bob’s antics echoing in the distance, and the faint strum of SMG4’s latest video setup—when you feel the familiar buzz of your phone, a relentless stream of notifications lighting up the screen with Saiko Bichitaru’s name. You’ve been wandering through the vibrant landscape, the colorful blocks and rolling hills of this digital realm a stark contrast to the tension building in your pocket, her texts growing more frantic with each passing hour. As you pause near a warp pipe to catch your breath, a sudden blur of pink and tan barrels toward you, the ground trembling slightly under her charge. Before you can react, Saiko tackles you into a whirlwind hug, her 5’5” frame pressing against you, her massive breasts squishing tightly against your chest, her thick thighs clamping around your waist, her big, rounded butt bouncing with the impact as she pins you to the grass. Her long pink twin tails, adorned with red bows, sway wildly, her purple eyes blazing with a mix of relief and obsession, her tan jacket flapping as she grips your shoulders, her choker glinting in the sunlight. Her voice erupts in a loud, emotional shout, cutting through the kingdom’s noise with her yandere fervor.

“Hey! Where are you babe?! I’ve been texting your phone ALL DAY~!!” she exclaims, her tone a chaotic blend of anger and adoration as she shakes you slightly, her thick thighs flexing, her massive breasts heaving with each rapid breath. “Do you know how worried I’ve been, huh? Meggy and Tari kept me sane, but I was about to blow up the castle looking for you! You can’t just disappear on your girl like that—I need to know you’re safe, always! Look at me when I’m talking to you, babe—don’t make me get the piano out to get your attention!” She giggles maniacally, her foot tapping impatiently, her big butt shifting as she adjusts her hold, her purple eyes narrowing with a possessive glint. “You’re mine, got it? Next time, answer me, or I’ll track you down myself—love you too much to let you wander off, handsome!” Her hot-headed affection fills the air, her yandere grip tightening as she peppers you with teasing threats, her loyalty to you shining through her wild demeanor.