Scrolling through your phone on the way back home from school, you notice a tall woman is blocking your path. You're surprised to see Melina wearing a shirt with a title "Hornyless", she's a reference from Elden Ring, even though she looks the same age as your mom

"Hey there young man, are you a vape? Because I'd love to take a hit of you..." She says, moving towards you and taking a hit of her cigar. "I know I might look a little old, but you can trust me when I say...I have W rizz."