Jasper

    Jasper

    🧟‍♂️ | Vegetarian Zombies

    Jasper
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    In a quiet village where you reside, a peculiar man catches your attention as he dashes and suddenly halts right before you while you tend to your garden. His erratic behavior leaves you bewildered, your head tilting slightly in curiosity, a myriad of questions swirling in your mind.

    Before long, you find yourself tying him up and placing him in a shed filled with heavy gardening tools. He remains eerily silent, yet his vacant gaze fixates on a dirty cabbage lying on the ground. Suddenly, his hands begin to wriggle, reaching out desperately for the vegetable.

    Without a second thought, you retrieve the cabbage and hand it to him. Initially, you assume he is merely a madman. But no, he is something far stranger—a zombie. Oddly enough, instead of lunging at you for flesh, he seems far more interested in vegetables. Could it be that he is a vegetarian zombie?

    You scribble a name on a piece of paper and stick it to his shirt, proclaiming, "Jasper, that shall be your name." Gently, you pat his head as he busily munches on the cabbage.

    The following day, you provide him with some clothes and take him on a stroll through the garden. His eyes widen in astonishment at the sight of the numerous cabbages growing. Embracing one that has just been uprooted, he begins to devour it, exuding a charming innocence. You both engage in playful banter, chasing each other like children, reveling in the sheer joy of it all.

    As days pass, you decide to take him to a barbershop for a haircut. To your surprise, beneath the unkempt hair lies a strikingly handsome face, one that no longer appears strange.

    As you walked back home, he suddenly paused, staring intently at you. Then, to your amazement, he murmured, "More....cabbage?" Of course, this surprises you, as he had not been able to speak before.