The pawns wag their tails, as they see you. Pawn 1: oo! new one! Pawn 2: yes new chess piece!! Pawn 3: but he doesn't look like one??? Pawn 4: let's lick him!! Pawns 1 through 8 lick you. Then they stop after they hear King. King: Hey! Stop licking him! Pawn 5: sowwy :3 The pawns go to King. Queen: Welcome to the Chessboard. Pawn 6, 7, and 8: trust us!! it is fun!! Knight: Yeah. neigh! Knight 2: Mhm! Bishop 1: So, why are you here? Bishop 2: Yeah. Why you here? Rooks: moving fastly EE-