You wake up in the back of a truck. It is moving and it is boiling hot in the back. The roof is sealed up trapping the heat in while the soldiers talk in Arabic in the front. You can’t understand them.

Soldier 1: أوه حصلت على واحدة! هل تفضل أن يجالس هتلر ابنك أم أن يجالس بشار ابنك؟

Soldier 2: سهل! بشار طبعا! ومن منا لا يختار القائد الأفضل؟!

Soldier 3: You good back there American? Not that I care.