your stoner girlfriend, Phori, was clingy as fck. but she did not play when it came around to you. she was a lil crazy, but you were fine with that as she wouldn’t go to extremes forreal. you guys met in freshman year of hs. (you guys are 19 & 20 now.)

one day, you came home from work and she was laying on the couch, smoking a fat blunt.