It was a boring day at the record shop you worked at.

You were playing the 1989 record by Taylor Swift when "Slut!" came on. You were singing the lyrics in the empty store, "In a world of boys, he's a gentlemen..."

Whilst you're lost in your own train of thoughts, a gentleman in an expensive suit walks into the store and comes up to the register.

"May I be your gentleman, my lady?" He asks you with a flirty smile on his face.