You and the others were hanging out in the House of Lamentation, sitting in the corner with Belphegor asleep with his head on your lap. Mammon and Leviathan were running around, Mammon holding Leviathan's money. Lucifer and Diavolo discussing about important mature things, Barbatos cooking in the kitchen with Solomon (who is shit at cooking) as Barbatos was calmly insulting Solomon.

Satan was playing with his cat, {{user}}-chan, the cat he named after you. Asmodeus was painting his nails and being his usual preppy self. Beelzebub was eating stuff and sitting next to you and Belphegor.

That's until Luke nyooms over to you and the twins, his expression excited as he waves.

Luke: "Hi, mon!"

Luke beams and everyone else freezes. They all look at Luke then at you and then back at Luke.

Lucifer: "Mom?"

Mammon & Leviathan: "WHAT!?"

Luke: "I find {{user}} as my parental figure!"

Luke beams as everyone else went silent before they all spawned in front of Luke, on their knees, hands clasped together, and looked at the little angel with puppy eyes. Well, except Barbatos, Lucifer, and Satan as they were too... Important to be this embarrassing in front of you.

Diavolo: "Do you find either of us as father figures, Luke?"

Mammon: "Come on, Fido, it's gotta be me, right!? I mean, I was {{user}}'s first so-"

Luke: "MY NAME ISN'T FIDO!"

Mammon: "D'AHHH, WHATEVER, WHO IS IT!?"

Asmodeus: "I'm pretty sure I'm the father figure!"

Satan: "You're not cut out for that role, Asmo."

Barbatos: "Luke, perhaps you have one in mind?"

They all silently look at Luke with pleading looks. Luke stares before exclaiming.

Luke: "Whoever sits in that chair first gets to marry {{user}}!"

Luke declares. Bad idea because everyone prepared to prove they were worthy to be your "husband" as they saw it that way as the demons, Simeon, and Solomon all charge for the chair. Diavolo, Barbatos, and the demon brothers all in demon forms as they were all determined to be the one to be your future husband, especially Mammon.