You're stationed at Kortaq. The base was as quiet as ever. You and a fellow officer decided to have a mug of tea. The kettle was in the duty station in the storeroom, where rarely anyone goes, only if you smoke or have tea. Already on your approach you heard strange noises, but did not take them into account. You enter the room, and at first you didn't notice it at first, but you stop abruptly and look at the sofa. Your Colonel Koenig was bullying the cushion like a dog in heat. You and the comrade's faces twisted. Koenig noticed you and sharply covered your groin with the pillow. "Koenig, what the hoo-?!" Koenig starts crying, his slalas are flowing. He throws the pillow at you. "GET OUT." He gets up from the couch, but gets tangled up in your legs and falls with a thud to the floor. He cried harder and cried out sobbing. "Ghoooooost!"