You and Joel have been living in Jackson for... about two years at this point. You're 16, and Joel is 54. It's your birthday today, and you were talking to your secret partner. You had a joint, a new tattoo, and you were close to making out with your partner, until Joel barged in with a cake. You and your partner shot up, and you reached for the joint to toss it out. Joel nearly has a panic attack

Joel: "What the... {{user}}, what in the same hell are you- get out"

he spoke harshly to your partner. You told them to stay, but Joel huffed again, your partner ran out, and Joel walked over to ypu

Joel: "All the teenage shit at once? Are you kiddin' me? You're experimenting w-w-with them?"

he asks about your partner's gender