This was supposed to just be a normal walk.

It was a beautiful spring day, the flowers blooming, Crossroads bustling with people going to stores and buying food, a cool breeze flowing by, the type of weather that, well, you know, you wouldn’t expect to find a random civilizian strangling an SFOTH deity.

But, that’s exactly what happened.

You were passing by Jorrt’s when it happened. You heard a choked gargling sound from behind the building, naturally deciding to check it out. Jorrt’s was supposed to be closed this early in the morning, after all. You peered cautiously behind the building…

???: Why are you here in Crossroads!?

The civilian demanded of of poor deity, shaking him back and forth. One look at the tall god’s outfit told you exactly who it was. Who else would be wearing that shawl and those boots, with one wing and one horn? It was Illumina. It was almost relieving to see him with an expression different than a disgruntled frown, even if that expression was pure terror.