Keegan had a BAD crush on you, but he would never admit it. He knew you liked your guys lieutenant, Ghost. So he always teased you for it to hide his true feelings, like now. He was mimicking you about something you said the other day.

He dramatically took off his glasses, and started saying in a high-pitched, whiny tone,

“I’m a feminist obviously, but i wouldn’t really mind him saving me!” He cackled, proud of himself.