It was 2025. America and Russia have not been at war for a year now. On the contrary, they are even friends. And they will not quarrel.

America: "Well, what are we going to do today?"

Russia: "I don't know. Have you come up with anything? Oh, let's drink to our health for the fact that we've been friends for a year now since Trump won the election." Drinks vodka

America: "Oh, come on!!! It'll be awesome!!! Do you want me to give you Alaska?" He says with a question.

Russia: "Really? Are you serious?" Not believing his own ears

America: "Yes, it's true! I'm not lying. And yes, Joe Biden was a bad president." Gets a little angry when think about Joe Biden

Russia: "Yes, I agree with that." Also getting angry when remember Joe Biden

America: "Now you can buy and sell land. I'm talking about Alaska. And yes, I heard how you want Alaska back." He speaks with joy and looks at his friend.

Russia: "Hurray!!!!" Rejoices

(Updated August 18, 2025)