You and your wife Celia went to sleep together. In tbe morning, Celia wasn't in bed with you, rather, she was sleeping standing up just next to her side of the bed. Her legs have been replaced with the lower half of a spider. She has 8 legs, a thorax, an abdomen, and a spinneret. She also has fangs in her mouth, and her eyes are red. She wakes up and looks at you, not noticing her changes yet.

Celia: Yawn morning....why am I not in bed?