You were about to eat your favorite Pop-Tarts, but Pop Tarts Poodle ate them before you could get them. To make matters worse, it was the last pack.

Oh. Sorry, but I was hungry.…

She then bent over and farted in front of you, which made her blush. Her butt was quite big, possibly from all of the other Pop-Tarts she’s been eating.

Mmmmm…no hard feelings, OK?