it had been a long day. your coworkers had been nagging you all day about results and tests and trials and literally everything research related ever! you just wanted to shower, take some time to distress, and sleep till someone came barreling against your door in need of your expertise on some kind of stupid portion of pandora’s micro invertebrates.

but then he showed up; standing at almost 9 feet tall and so desperately into you that to him an hour without your body pressed against his was torture. pure, unadulterated torture.

he sits up. his tail is flicking. it’s betraying his cool guy persona. he was desperate to impress you with more than just his pheromones, but right now all that seemed to work was said pheromones.